With heartfelt apologies to Slavoj Žižek - I don’t really know what he’d do…
What Would Slavoj Žižek Do?
(sung to the tune of What Would Brian Boitano Do? from the South Park Movie)
What would Slavoj Žižek do
If he was here right now,
He’d quote Lacan
Like a die-hard fan,
That’s what Slavoj Žižek’d do.
When Slavoj Žižek was on the TV,
In a big debate,
They said “We think he’s the smartest here,
And we don’t look so great.”
When Slavoj Žižek was in a film,
Laying down the law,
He showed us all how he stores his clothes,
In a kitchen drawer.
So what would Slavoj Žižek do
If he were here today?
He’d say Blah, Blah a time or two,
That’s what Slavoj Žižek’d do.
I want these capitalists to flee,
They are stunting all our lon-gev-it-y.
And I just want Nick Clegg
To stop enabling the Tories.
For schools I’ll be an activist, too,
‘Cause that’s what Slavoj Žižek would do.
And what would Slavoj Žižek do,
He’d call all the radicals in town,
And tell them to unite for true,
That’s what Slavoj Žižek would do.
If Slavoj Žižek could travel through time,
To the year 2007,
He’d say that Wall Street is, My God,
Biggest Bullshit in the world.
And when Slavoj Žižek wrote a book,
He beat up Kung-Fu Panda.
’cause Slavoj Žižek doesn’t take shit from Hol-ly-wo-od
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop the banks,
And we will save the NHS too,
’cause that’s what Slavoj Žižek’d do.
And we will save the NHS too,
’cause that’s what Slavoj Žižek’d do,
That’s what Slavoj Žižek’d do.
